Okay! Okay! I am just going to say this once. This chapter I am almost done with. Is. *Beep*ed! Up! I cannot for the life of me even realize how much *beep*ing *beep* I have written in this thing. It is just insane!

I was at 30k words two weeks ago. One. Week. Later. I am at 42k words. This. Bloody. Thursday. I am at 55k. Annnnd then! And Then! This. FRIDAY. FROM 5 PM to 1 AM I WROTE 15 THOUSAND WORDS!!! Making it by Saturday. A 70K WORD CHAPTER.

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In an attempt to change my Nintendo ID username, I have completely formatted everything on my 3DS. All my memories, all my friends, and all my downloads gone in an instant. I've since deleted the new ID and continued using my original one, but it a sudden burst of stupidity, I believed this was the best way to go and I failed every step of the way.

Am I mad? Yes.

But will I allow this to get to me? No.

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So... yeah guys I totally messed up! So, the Interlude was supposed to be posted after chapter 3! Well, I forgot to post chapter three, so you guys get Chapter 3 and the Interlude!

Uhm, so yeah.... anyway the last chapter still comes next week, but now you get two chapters this week.

Hope you enjoy it!

Whoops.

You ever have this moment where you're over halfway into something big and you realize "Wait a minute. This isn't what I think I've been going for?"

Then you realize "Oh crap this wasn't what I've been going for all along"

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100 sessions of this fruit loop ranting on about random shit that no one really cares for... but some of you stuck around to read them anyway. I honestly don't know what to say. You guys have put up with my insanity, so I guess that makes you all superhuman!

As for what I will do, Imma tell you what just happened. Unidentified, if you're reading this, you blog on how to go to school has been redone.
-Wake up.
-Get ready for school.

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Due to a stupid flub with pressing the 'publish' button on accident while being half asleep, Chapter 5 of Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone will appear to have been published on September 7th. This means, for all of you following the story, that the chapter won't be showing up on your feed properly.

With that in mind, here's a link: Chapter 5, Part 1: Mornings Alone

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This is pure insanity.

Please try your best to stay away from them, even though I myself have failed miserably.

And if you want to see to what extent the leaks have come out... here is an image I pulled of all the files in the torrent that's been going around:

Hasbro has messed up.

This is actually unbelievable, and yet here it is.

Wow.

Hasbro... why?

Inspired by FanOfMostEverything's "Friendship is Card Games," I've decided to try my hand at coming up with custom cards meant to represent characters, events, and locales from my stories. Of course, there is one small problem with my plan:

I've never played a game of MTG in my life.

Time to see if my adventures on Scryfall, the wiki, and YouTube have taught me enough!

New terms:

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Since The Iron Horse hit 1000 likes a little while ago, I asked Greenfinger to come up with a little something to mark the occasion as a side project. Here we see Turing Test and her siblings each doing their own thing. Thank you so much for all your support these last few years!

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Because I'm offering Pony Life style commissions for $6 (2 Ko-fis) a piece. OCs and canon characters welcome, and I'll even do creatures like Kirin and Griffons. The Art Style is actually very fun to draw!

And of course, my usual commissions are still available, and can be found on my page.

I had an issue with my typing on my main computer that I type with so that's the reason that the Universe Trip chapter one took so long to type and also I got some really good feedback from my kind of like pre-order group who reads it. Anyway I'm going to post The Universe Trip later tonight so look forward to that.

...groan in disapproval. (What, you thought this would be an actual threat? I love you guys too much.)

And in other news, the newest installment of the thrilling series featuring Miss Pommel, Sweetie Babs, and Uncle Orange will come next week. They always had those names, don't look at me like that.